Algorithm

Description

Assembly Line

Sequenced sample rates ruction. So much fun. You should try it except for singer-songwriter material, please don’t try it with that.

Daughter's Tiktok

Sequenced filters, eqs and compressors morph anything into four-to-the-floor-ish beats. Try a bright pad to get a feel for it.

Stringasm

Turns any synth pad it into something like 1000 strings. Vari2 adds another 1000 strings. Vari3 adds more, but different.

Automatic 

Theremin

Theremin-ize anything! Vari1 chooses between the appropriately quirky beat counts of 3, 5, 7 and 9.

Modulation Lab

Three modulators. Vari1 selects Phasing, Flanging, Chorus or all three for irresponsibly thick modulation.

Fragmentator

Several sequencers gating with randomized length, pitch, filter and pan. All the way up for funky double time.

Man Cave

A wide, dark reverb array. Adds depth to pads, strings but also vocals.

Nikola's Pet

Mr. Tesla isn't quite sure himself what animal this is, but he asked you to take care of it during his trip to Siberia anyway.

Polterguised

Turns anything into a haunted house. The  second ghost enters the house when dialing Effect all the way up.

Duck Tails

The Effect knob tells a story. From ducking (useful) to stepped ducking (unusual), to auto-panning (fun), to sequenced bandpass (too much).

Sequalizer

Imagine a rack full of equalizers and rhythmically dialling various frequencies. You'd need 12 hands for that IRL.

Improbability Drive

Turns any signal into an array of confused clouds. It's what you always hoped grain synthesis would sound like.

Fairy Ultra

Chatty fairies in the sky. Vari1 picks fifth, octave or double fifth/octave intervals above.

Incisionist

Turns even the most boring arpeggio into an animated beauty with more complex automation than you care to know.

Arpeggionics

Turns even the most boring arpeggio into an animated beauty with more complex automation than you care to know.

Hubble's POV

Cosmic spatial delay. Vari1 chooses various patterns that will never repeat. Unless you write songs in 7 or 15 time signatures.

Pizzicatissimo

Rooms, envelopes and rather irresponsible dynamics and EQ give this echo line a pizzicato-like quality.

Multiverse

A rack full of reverbs that all constantly change their length, color, damping and reflection depth. Instant complex soundscapes.

Growler

Gritty reverb apocalypse that growls up note transitions. Only the elites know to add reverb first and then distortion.

Bonham's Booth

This delay is not perfectly clean and slightly off time. But in its slightly-off-time way, it will adapt to any host BPM.

Level 0

Mad professors live in cellar laboratories, so this is the top floor.

Yay! Science!

It's good for everything, but particularly awesome for the occasional lonely piano note.

Echo Ville

Delay cluster, Vari1 selects pattern. Saves time with complex echos.

Time Machine

One straightforward reverse line by means of an inverted room. Dial up Effect for delay taps with silly patterns in ascending volume.

Evil Twin

Doubling with timing differences as if you had actually doubled your take. And no, it's not a glorified slapback delay.

Ground Control

Use on single piano notes for classic 70s sound. Adds quirky character to almost anything.

Land Of Wonder

Touch Wah running through an old amp. Nice for clavinet and anything funky. Vari1 for upward or downward modulation.

Spooky Spaces

Various tasty spring reverbs and old echos - for instruments or vocals.

Mad Scientists

Two very confused, nicely unpredictable echo lines that have absolutely nothing incommon with each other.

Hit The Roads

Two very confused, nicely unpredictable echo lines that have absolutely nothing incommon with each other.

Surrounded Building

Stereo widener, but a lot more brutal and in your face than those overly serious mastering tools you bought on Black Friday.

3 Followers

A traditional lowpass filter, a combfilter/flange hybrid and a rather unusual phase center touch-wah.

Undo Button

Hands the signal back to you in reverse. Turn up the Effect button for increasing density.

Cathode Ray Tube

Not only does this offer old broken TV speakers, Vari2 and 3 will take parts of your signal and turn them into the bad reception noise.

Indecision

Animated flanger-ish modulation that cannot quite decide about speed, depth, modulation center or pan position.

Gnome Sync

3 filters modulated by LFOs without synchronisation. Sounds trivial on bright signals; sounds like rocket science on dark ones.

Derek's Delight

Classic phaser-into-amp funk sound. Effect all the way up will add stereoness, Vari3 will add drive. Don't use both at the same time.

Heavy Rotation

Complex rotary array. It's what you would use with an organ, but it's also great with raw synth waveforms.

Basement Lab

Octavers sound boring without dirt. Vari1 chooses octave down, up, unison or - hilariously - all of the above.

Tape Stop Top Up

Makes a tape stop effect sound as dramatic as intended. Using distortion, stereo split and other goodies to make it all sufficiently epic.

Sawteeth

Makes anything growl. Fast volume modulation plus overdrive. Awesome on sawtooth waves.

Stereo Mutation

Wide and dirty delay. Has a life of its own and doesn't apologize for it.

SiD vs. PoKEY

Left, right and center each a slightly different type of inadequate digital signal playback. Dedicated to 80s kids and their chirping boxes.

Ronald Reagent

Three modulating resonant filters. The higher values of the Effect control add extra bite with some tasty overdrive in the treble band.

Guinea Complaint

Parallel distortion that doesn't add these annoying phase issues usually associated with parallel distortion.

Calibration Issue

The type of drive you get when pushing a mixing desk channel over a cliff. Great for subtle dirt and transistor sizzle.

Peer Review

Multiple distortions, every single one hidden behind a lowpass filter of its own. Dial down Vari1-3 for subtle custom overdrive.

4Bit Creature

Dynamic sample rate modulation for talkbox-like effect. Vari2 offers the full range from subtle to over-the-top.

Autopan Heaven

Stepped stereo autopanner. Vari1 overrides it with another stepped autopanner. Vari2 does the same. Vari3 does the same at 2x speed.

Schroedinger's Cat

Chaotic automated echos. Your audience will be very pleased with your level of sophistication.